Jeff Goldblum was the only actor from Jurassic Park’s central trio who returned for the sequel, The Lost World, but it was great to see Ian Malcolm take the spotlight, even if it meant Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler were nowhere to be seen (and they were dearly missed). Bluntness is one of Ian Malcolm’s virtues. Hammond, after careful consideration, I’ve decided not to endorse your park.” Right? Use up and down arrows to review and enter to select. Ellie Sattler: That's the illusion! The following is a list of his most iconic and memorable quotes from the films; each one a window into the mind of a mad scientist with the best of intentions, and the worst foresight imaginable. In fact, it might even be the worst. This has been memed to hell and back. RELATED: Jurassic Park: 10 Most Iconic Moments, Ranked. Man destroys God. He tried to say that all theme parks experience issues with malfunctions when they first open: “All major theme parks have had delays. 9. Google+. It’s a cautionary tale. The entire Jurassic Park franchise may fluctuate in quality, but each movie produced some truly memorable quotes. Dialogue: John Hammond: [eating several bowls of ice cream] They were all melting. Simple, straightforward and effective as hell. The most annoying character in the movie is easily Billy, the overenthusiastic grad student who won’t leave Alan Grant alone. “There is a problem with that island. Search all of SparkNotes Search. First, she suggests that after men have idiotically brought dinosaurs back to life and been killed by them, women will inherit the Earth. John Hammond, the grandfatherly owner of 'Jurassic Park' in Michael Crichton's novel, reveals himself to be more than just an innocent dinosaur lover through his quotes and actions. Right? 10 - … Yet, for all his arrogance and bluster, he was a central figure in the Jurassic Park story. Jurassic World is a 2015 American science fiction adventure film, the fourth installment of the Jurassic Park film series, and the first film in a planned Jurassic World trilogy. 11. But now that we’ve seen where the franchise was going, with all the dinosaurs being unleashed on mainland America at the end of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, the new title has been totally recontextualized. Photos of Téa Leoni from "Jurassic Park III" (2001), a film by Joe Johnston 1 message - Released in the USA on July 16 of 2001, «Jurassic Park III» (also known as "Extinction: Jurassic Park 3, The", "Jurassic... "Jurassic Park 4" grabs "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" writers! Here is a list of famous 'Jurassic Park' quotes that would make you smile at the memories. Who better to get the children through Jurassic Park than a dinosaur expert? Man creates dinosaurs.” This is followed by Ellie Sattler’s wishful thinking for a post-Jurassic Park future, delivered perfectly by the great Laura Dern: “Dinosaurs eat man. “Welcome to Jurassic Park.” —John Hammond Simple, straightforward and effective as hell. Updated by Ben Sherlock on September 13th, 2020: As more and more details have come to light about the next installment in the Jurassic Park saga, Jurassic World: Dominion, the clearer it’s become that the third installment in the reboot trilogy is harking back to the franchise’s roots as a science thriller. Dr. Alan Grant: “What are those?” In the spirit of that renewed hope, we’ve updated this list with a handful of iconic new entries. I know this!” —Lex Murphy. If you know of any good ones, please do not hesitate to post them! Thank you! Quotes. “Welcome to Jurassic Park.” —John Hammond. Jurassic Park. Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler look on at a live Brachiosaurus in complete awe – just like the audience. 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Alan Grant quotes that you just cannot miss. By. Those words can send shivers down the spine of any dinosaur fanatic. Best Jurassic Park Quotes. " Woman inherits the earth.”. Though the franchise has seen better days—seriously, Fallen Kingdom?—the original can’t be beat for its perfect storm of realistic effects, charming characters and expert direction from a certain Mr. Steven Spielberg. When he arrives at the site of a dinosaur’s mountainous bowel movement, he takes one look at it and simply says, “That is one big pile of sh*t.”. 0. You know this. We first meet Muldoon along with the other visitors to the island at the end of the tour: 'Our pack warden, Mr. Robert Muldoon, the famous white hunter from Nairobi.' 8 “When you gotta go, you gotta go.”. Twitter. Tim: “A do-you-think-he-saurus rex.”, “It’s a UNIX system! Tim Murphy: “What do you call a blind dinosaur?” Ian Malcolm: Life uh.... finds a way. One of the most famous lines from the film, this signature expression from Mr. Arnold is unexplained and never quite makes sense--and yet, it might be one of the most commonly said things fans take from the film. Ellie Sattler: Malcom’s okay for now. In other words, life finds a way. A cautionary tale about genetic engineering, it presents the collapse of an amusement park showcasing genetically recreated dinosaurs to illustrate the mathematical concept of chaos theory and its real world implications. Jurassic Park Steven Spielberg's 1993 mega-hit rivals Jaws as the most intense and frightening film he'd ever made prior to Schindler's List, but it was also among his weakest stories. 197 quotes from Jurassic Park (Jurassic Park, #1): ‘God creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs, God creates man, man kills God, man brings back dinosaurs.’ This has given fans renewed hope after the disappointment of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. But it’s not all teeth and claws. Richard Attenborough beautifully delivers the line, “Welcome to Jurassic Park,” with the weight that such a sweeping cinematic moment deserves. It’s a surprise that Ellie Sattler doesn’t come up in more people’s discussions of feminist movie characters, because she’s faced with a lot of sexism in the Jurassic Park movies and she doesn’t take any of it. Surely no one would be foolish enough to try this again. Then when Hammond suggests he should head out to the breaker house, just because he’s a man, she sighs, “We can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back,” before going off to do it herself. In addition to writing news and features for Game Rant and lists for Screen Rant and CBR, Ben directs independent films and does standup comedy. But being stranded in the park with Tim and Lex, forced to protect them from the hordes of dinosaurs, makes him warm to them. Not only is she sick of men assuming she’s not capable – she follows it up by being more capable than them. Oft-repeated, this line becomes something like a mantra for the visionary. Jurassic Park is an American franchise centering on a disastrous attempt to create a theme park of cloned dinosaurs. John Hammond’s dinosaur theme park was a huge undertaking, and it didn’t help that every time he tried to defend what is undeniably incredible work in the field of cloning, someone – usually Ian Malcolm – would undercut it with a joke.